Ooples and Banoonoos

When I was a little girl I didn’t talk to anyone, and it got so bad that they held me back a grade because I was so uncomfortable around people and wouldn’t socialize with anyone. Sometimes I still feel like that little girl. 

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(Sorry if you get a bunch of asks from me, tumblr was being weird) That anon saying the Portuguese aren't considered white is way off base. While we are often considered to not be the most desirable, or better kind of white (something shared by most if not all South European countries), we are still very much considered white, and our own racial speech puts us as white by default. Xenophobia against us is real, ethnic stereotypes included, but calling us POC across the board is incorrect.

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

Nearly cried today at work because my amazing manager learned that I was miserable at my department and tried to leave /twice/ now with no success. She can’t promise anything but she’s assured me she’ll do her best to get me out of there because she can’t stand my department lead either…AND this same department lead tried to make me stay an hour later than she originally told me and I got upset cause my family planned our Easter event around my schedule….my manager told me to just got home and not listen to her. She is so kind to me oh my gosh ; u ; even if she can’t transfer me out I’ll never forget her kindness.